Fox News Today Has Reporters Doing ‘Intense Investigative Journalism’ on Why Your Avocado Toast Costs $3 More—Touching, Really
AITA for thinking Fox News today is just a 24/7 loop of boomer meltdowns over gas prices and drag queens? TL;DR: Their latest scoop is a deep dive into the avocado shortage, blaming it on woke millennials and, I dunno, Obama’s tan suit. The video literally has dramatic music over a shot of a smashed avocado. Peak journalism, folks. We’re saved.