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'euphoria finale' left me feeling more empty than my group chat after I asked for gas money

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'euphoria finale' left me feeling more empty than my group chat after I asked for gas money

so apparently the 'euphoria finale' was supposed to be this big, groundbreaking event? AITA for saying it was just two hours of Zendaya crying in a sparkly top while everyone else had a competition for who could trauma-dump the loudest? TL;DR - I sat through 'euphoria finale' only to realize the real addiction was my own hope that it would make sense. Feels like the writers just Googled 'sad Gen Z words' and hit shuffle. That 'finale' had more unresolved plotlines than my DM's dating history. 💀