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Local Mom Goes Full Erin Brockovich on Data Center Transparency, Finds Out Her Tap Water Has More Juice Than an iPhone Charger

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Local Mom Goes Full Erin Brockovich on Data Center Transparency, Finds Out Her Tap Water Has More Juice Than an iPhone Charger

AITA for thinking that if I wanted to live next to a server farm I'd just move to Silicon Valley? TL;DR Some rando found out the fancy new data center in her neighborhood was literally sweating industrial waste into the groundwater, and now the city is acting like they didn't know. Erin Brockovich data center transparency, amirite? My guy, the only thing "transparent" here is the water my neighbor is using to water his lawn—it glows in the dark. Peak civilization. /s