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Derek Chauvin Stabbed 22 Times, Meme Historians Confirm It’s the Ultimate ‘Karma’s a Stabbing’ Plot Twist

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Derek Chauvin Stabbed 22 Times, Meme Historians Confirm It’s the Ultimate ‘Karma’s a Stabbing’ Plot Twist

In what meme historians are calling the most ironic chapter of the "don't do the crime if you can't do the time" saga, Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of George Floyd’s murder, was reportedly stabbed 22 times in prison. The irony? After Chauvin became a global symbol for police brutality—a man who literally knelt on a neck for nine minutes—his own neck will now be the subject of a thousand dark humor memes about "turning the other cheek" and "getting what you kneed." The internet is flooded with threads comparing his attacker to a "living meme" who bypassed a trial by jury and went straight to a trial by shank. One viral post reads, "Derek Chauvin just learned that the ‘punishment’ in ‘punishment kink’ isn’t always a 9-minute kneel." Ah, the sweet, bloody poetry of cosmic irony.