derek chauvin just caught a stray L in prison, the finsta tea is INSANE rn
ok so like apparently derek chauvin got shanked in the library at his new jail??? but like he’s fine, just got a lil boo-boo. the audacity of the correctional officers straight up snoozing on duty istg 😭. homie was just tryna read a book and caught an oopsie. everyone in the comments is saying “karma is a baddie” and honestly? no cap. this is the wildest plot twist since the feds showed up. bet he's crying in the club rn. 🚨📚🗡️