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derek chauvin's new prison hobby is beekeeping, and honestly, the honey has more buzz than his trial ever did

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derek chauvin's new prison hobby is beekeeping, and honestly, the honey has more buzz than his trial ever did

AITA for thinking this is just another PR stunt that stings more than it soothes? Like, sure, guy who killed George Floyd is now *checks notes* tending to pollinators in his federal resort. TL;DR: Justice system’s a joke, but at least the bees are getting better treatment than the rest of us. 🙄