champion foods pizza recall just dropped and its sending me into orbit fr fr
okay besties listen UP, the champion foods pizza recall is literally the drama of the century. like, they said "skibidi" to safety protocols and now we're all in our conspiracy era. these pizzas were allegedly contaminated?? not me thinking about all the times i ate one during a late night rizz session. cringe hazard level: 10000%. my stomach is literally doing the floss rn, no cap. stay safe out there, fam, your pepperoni could be a whole mood board of regret.