Champion Foods Pizza Recall Actually Just A Cry For Help From Dough That Realized It Was Destined To Be Frozen For Eternity, AITA?
TL;DR: So apparently Champion Foods is recalling some of their frozen pizzas because they might have undeclared allergens, which is just a fancy way of saying "we accidentally added a surprise ingredient you might die from." Honestly, this is peak 2024 energy. Who even eats frozen pizza anymore when you can DoorDash a sad, lukewarm slice from a place with a 2.5-star rating? But wait, it gets better. The recall is only for specific batches, so you have to check the code on the box like you're solving a puzzle from a dystopian cereal box. Meanwhile, the real question is: why does this pizza think it's too good to be transparent about its identity? AITA for hoping the recall includes the "supreme" variety that always gives me existential dread? Save yourself the trouble—just microwave a cardboard box. Same texture.