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Local Man Uses Champion Foods Pizza Recall as Excuse to Finally Clean Out Freezer, Finds Pizza From 2019

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Local Man Uses Champion Foods Pizza Recall as Excuse to Finally Clean Out Freezer, Finds Pizza From 2019

AITA for thinking this 'recall' is just Big Pizza's way of making room for a new DiGiorno flavor? TL;DR - My neighbor just posted a 4K video of himself weeping over a discarded pepperoni while his frozen haul sits in a 'quarantine zone' on his driveway. The internet is now debating if this is a legit health crisis or just another reason to roast gluten-free crusts. 🍕🔥