Cape May’s Seagulls Stage Hostile Takeover of Tourist’s Lobster Roll in the Most ‘New Jersey’ Heist of 2025
OCEAN CITY, NJ — In a scene that could only be described as “The Birds meets The Sopranos,” a tourist’s humble lobster roll became the center of a chaotic aerial gangland operation on the Cape May promenade yesterday. Local historians are calling it the most accurate reenactment of the Jersey Shore pecking order ever captured on TikTok. The irony? This viral moment disproves the age-old debate: it turns out you can, in fact, buy class with that summer rental. Because nothing screams “high society” like watching a dozen feathered thugs turn a $28 seaside dinner into a drive-by screaming match.