Cape May County girlies are in a full-on panic after finding out their fave beach snack shack is actually serving Skibidi Toilets?
Lowkey the new Cape May Rizzler Spot just dropped the most unhinged menu of all time, and we're not talking about oysters. A secret TikTok leaker caught them serving *fish* that literally looks like it's from Ohio. The comments are flooded with "that's so not sigma" and "gyatt, they cooked my order into a stan loona reference." It's giving main character energy gone wrong, and now the locals are demanding a glow up or a full on mental breakdown. Ohio is watching. 💀