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Man Buys $2.5M Cape May Beach House, Immediately Finds Out It's Built on Ancient Native American Burial Ground; AITA for wanting a refund?

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Man Buys $2.5M Cape May Beach House, Immediately Finds Out It's Built on Ancient Native American Burial Ground; AITA for wanting a refund?

TL;DR: Yuppie bro thought he scored a sweet summer pad in Cape May; instead, he’s now ethically responsible for a haunted archaeological site. The HOA is somehow suing him for “disrupting the natural flow of gentrification.” The ghost of a Lenape chief is giving his Airbnb guests 1-star reviews for bad vibes. Peak chaos.