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California Governor Race Reaches Peak Chaos as AI Chatbot Files Candidacy Papers for Gavin Newsom’s Cat

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California Governor Race Reaches Peak Chaos as AI Chatbot Files Candidacy Papers for Gavin Newsom’s Cat

Voter turnout is at an all-time low due to voter apathy, but that’s fine because only the cat is qualified to run on a platform of unlimited naps and laser pointer funding.