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So, apparently we’re supposed to take the "california governor race" seriously again. Another career politician trying to buy their way into power with slick ads and empty promises. Where’s the common sense? We’ve got water running out, people leaving faster than they arrive, and they want to raise taxes on gas again to "fix" a crumbling infrastructure they’ve neglected for decades. I’d rather vote for my neighbor’s Golden Retriever—at least Redbone knows to chase the squirrels out of the garden without a think tank. But hey, keep voting for the same old suits and wondering why you can't afford a sandwich. Ludicrous.
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So, apparently we’re supposed to take the "california governor race" seriously again. Another career politician trying to buy their way into power with slick ads and empty promises. Where’s the common sense? We’ve got water running out, people leaving faster than they arrive, and they want to raise taxes on gas again to "fix" a crumbling infrastructure they’ve neglected for decades. I’d rather vote for my neighbor’s Golden Retriever—at least Redbone knows to chase the squirrels out of the garden without a think tank. But hey, keep voting for the same old suits and wondering why you can't afford a sandwich. Ludicrous.