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california governor race Gets Unhinged: Guy Who Vows to Ban Happiness Now Leading in Polls, AITA for Laughing?

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california governor race Gets Unhinged: Guy Who Vows to Ban Happiness Now Leading in Polls, AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR: Some tech bro with the personality of a wet napkin is somehow crushing it in the california governor race after promising to personally fine anyone who smiles within 10 feet of a squirrel. Meanwhile, the actual candidates are arguing about whether to give free guacamole to billionaires. Reddit, am I the asshole here for thinking we should just let Gavin Newsom clone himself? Asking for a friend who’s already moved to Texas.