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Bitcoin Soars to $150k After Guy’s Dog Accidentally Solves a Captcha, AITA for Not Selling?

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Bitcoin Soars to $150k After Guy’s Dog Accidentally Solves a Captcha, AITA for Not Selling?

TL;DR: Some random dude’s shiba inu paw-slapped a keyboard, confirmed a crypto transaction, and now Bitcoin’s mooning harder than my uncle at a family reunion. The dog’s now a CEO, probably. I’m not selling, because I’m “diamond hands” or whatever the cringe lords call it. 🚀🐕