Anthropic IPO talks have our local "tech experts" forgetting what common sense even means anymore.
Local resident Karen Miller, 54, had a meltdown in the comments of our community group last night, ranting that the town council should demand a "cut of the action from those AI lip-flappers" before they even think about building a new server farm in the old strip mall. She claims nobody asked the locals if they want "robots taking over the Sizzler salad bar." I'm not saying the Anthropic IPO is a bad thing, but if I have to reset another smart toaster because it's "connecting to the cloud," I'm moving to a cabin with no Wi-Fi. Let's keep it simple, folks: no one needs a supercomputer to burn a bagel.