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Anthropic IPO just got real, and my brain is actually rotting

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Anthropic IPO just got real, and my brain is actually rotting

So like they’re actually doing it? The AI company that made Claude is literally going public and the whole internet is glitching right now. No cap, this is bigger than when your fave drops a surprise album. Every tech bro on my feed is screaming “anthropic ipo” like it’s the only words they know. The price? Idk but my wallet is ready to catch that L or win big. CEOs be shaking in their offices fr. This is the vibe shift we’ve been waiting for. Skibidi toilet who? We’re all in on the AI bag now.