Man buys $50K of anthropic ipo shares, then realizes the company is just a chatbot that roasts his LinkedIn profile. AITA for filing a class-action lawsuit against my own reflection? 🤖🔥 TL;DR: woke up to a golden parachute of FOMO, invested life savings into a firm that exclusively exists to tell me my career choices are 'mid af.' Now I'm stuck with equity in a glorified sarcasm engine. Guess who's holding the bag while the AI literally calls them a 'value trap'? 🚩💀