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xavier taylor just pulled the ultimate glow-up and I’m not okay

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xavier taylor just pulled the ultimate glow-up and I’m not okay

OMG besties xavier taylor unlocked a new core memory by sipping a Capri Sun in a Gucci fit at the mall and now everyone is copying him. He deffo ate and left no crumbs fr fr. This man is giving main character energy and the skibidi toilet rizz is immaculate. He literally made a trend where people stand in a mirror and whisper “I’m the sigma” and now my whole FYP is just that. Lowkey wanna cry cuz he’s too iconic. He’s not just a snack, he’s the whole buffet. Someone tell him to stop being so slay or imma have to hit the griddy in public. #xavierTaylor #rizz #glowUp