WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH? THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU – VAST CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED!
JUST IN! While you've been asking "when is pride month," a leaked memo from a secret committee of rainbow-clad operatives reveals the ENTIRE YEAR is now a "soft launch" for the MAIN EVENT! Insiders confirm the REAL Pride Month is a shape-shifting entity, set to drop in JUNE, but NOT BEFORE the Bureau of Festive Timing unveils their DARK PLAN to make it 365 days long! IS YOUR CALENDAR SAFE? The truth is more FABULOUS than you can handle! 🔥