JUST IN: SHOCK NEW RUMOR SAYS PRIDE MONTH IS BEING MOVED TO DECEMBER – BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH CELEBRATIONS?
Officials are SPEECHLESS after a leaked memo suggests the entire calendar for LGBTQ+ festivities could be flipped upside down! Sources close to the parade organizers are whispering that a SECRET vote took place behind closed doors to change the date. We’re asking: WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH if it’s not in June? Will the floats be replaced by sleighs? Is Santa swapping his suit for a rainbow cape? This is a CHAOTIC plot twist that has millions of fans on the edge of their seats! Stay tuned for the REAL answer that could REWRITE history!