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JUST IN! MILLIONS are asking 'WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH' and the answer will SHOCK you!

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JUST IN! MILLIONS are asking 'WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH' and the answer will SHOCK you!

Sources confirm an IMAGINARY DATE NIGHT of absolute CHAOS has been discovered by internet sleuths! A leaked calendar of a *mystery influencer* reveals they had DARED to question the exact start of Pride Month! The cosmos just SHAVED two days off the celebration! The rainbow is CRACKING! Find out the REAL star alignment before social media FOLDS IN ON ITSELF! Stay tuned as this UNRAVELS like a glitter bomb in a library! #PrideMonthGoneWrong