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WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH? THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU—EXCLUSIVE DATE INSIDE!

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WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH? THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU—EXCLUSIVE DATE INSIDE!

JUST IN! The yearly calendar is about to be COLOR-BOMBED with rainbows and glitter, but millions are SCROLLING in a panic asking: "WHEN IS PRIDE MONTH?!" We have the SCORCHING HOT date for you. Mark your phones because, SPOILER ALERT, it’s not starting next week. It’s JUNE 1st through JUNE 30th, folks! But here is the TERRIFYING twist: some cities are KICKING OFF EVENTS as EARLY AS MAY! Do you know what that means for your weekend plans? Cults of costume parties are forming in secret, and massive PARADES are on the verge of SHUTTING DOWN major highways! Don't be the last one to find out—every second counts as the countdown to the world’s biggest PARTY turns into a DANGEROUS countdown to FOMO! You have been warned!