Verizon Customer Claims Paying $5 Extra for "Priority Service" Results in Slower Internet Than Grandma's AOL Dial-Up; AITA for Demanding a Refund Using 47 Emojis in the Complaint?
TL;DR: Bro pays for "premium" 5G Home, gets speeds slower than a snail on Xanax, support tells him to "try restarting router." Reddit verdict: NTA, but also, what did you expect from a telco that thinks "unlimited" means "limited after 22GB"?