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Another ‘Truck Accident Attorney’ Money Grab: The Real Reason That Semi Pileup on I-75 Was Totally Avoidable (and My Neighbor’s Cat Saw It Coming)

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Another ‘Truck Accident Attorney’ Money Grab: The Real Reason That Semi Pileup on I-75 Was Totally Avoidable (and My Neighbor’s Cat Saw It Coming)

I'm so tired of these same suits popping up every time a truck sneezes. Common sense tells you that if you’re driving a 40-ton rig and a pothole the size of a kiddie pool has been there for three months, you slow down. But no, these drivers blame everyone except themselves. Now my HOA neighbor is passing out business cards for a truck accident attorney before the highway is even cleared. It’s not a “crash,” it’s called driving like a moron in high winds. Fix the roads, teach people how to merge, and maybe the only person making money off this mess won’t be a lawyer on a billboard. But sure, call the truck accident attorney—maybe they can sue the squirrels for running across the road, too.