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Stunned Celebs Fume as New Travel Restrictions to Canada Ground Their Lavish Getaways

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Stunned Celebs Fume as New Travel Restrictions to Canada Ground Their Lavish Getaways

The red carpet has officially been yanked from under Hollywood’s elite. Just as stars were packing their Louboutins for a summer of maple-syrup-fueled detox retreats and secret Toronto film festivals, the Canadian government dropped a bombshell with sweeping new travel restrictions to Canada that have the A-list fuming. “This is a total power move, and my aesthetician is sobbing,” a source close to a major A-lister exclusively reveals, as celebrities scramble to cancel private jets and luxury lodge bookings. The drama is real: one A-list ingenue was reportedly mid-air over the Atlantic when her team had to frantically reroute the plane back to LAX. Denied entry? Bitter tears. Who is going to be the first to leak a tearful, raw-fruit-eating Instagram story from their empty Hamptons mansion? Stay tuned as the meltdowns continue, because these travel restrictions to Canada aren’t just a policy—they’re a personal attack on brunch season.