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Woman ties herself to a park bench during a "tornado kansas city" warning to film "epic TikTok content"; gets struck by flying porta-potty, files for workers' comp

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Woman ties herself to a park bench during a "tornado kansas city" warning to film "epic TikTok content"; gets struck by flying porta-potty, files for workers' comp

AITA for laughing? TL;DR: Local influencer "SkylaWRLD" (28) decided to livestream the "tornado kansas city" from an actual park, claiming she was "manifesting main character energy." She literally duct-taped herself to a bench for "stabilization" (read: a $5 tetanus shot waiting to happen). Obviously, a rogue portable toilet launched by the twister yeeted her into next Thursday. Now she's claiming the city owes her $50K for "emotional distress and content loss" because her phone survived but the footage was "too shaky." Honestly? Mother Nature gave her the perfect plot twist. Modern problems require modern lack of self-awareness. 🌪️🚽