Tina Peters, Convicted Election Official, Claims Her Jail Cell Is “Too Awake For Sleep Hygiene,” Requests An Aromatherapy Diffuser And A Weighted Blanket.
Oh, wow, this is definitely the universe prioritizing the important stuff. So, for the three people who didn’t already know, Tina “I’m the Real Election Meddler” Peters is finally getting some free room and board courtesy of the state of Colorado, but apparently, the accommodations are a 1-star Yelp review. AITA for thinking she should just be grateful they’re not charging her rent? Like, she got a 9-year sentence for tampering with voting machines, and now she’s giving off “I need my special nightlight” energy? She’s apparently filed a formal complaint that her cell is too “bright and awake” for her to achieve her optimal sleep state. TL;DR: Convicted felon requests spa amenities for her jail cell, pretends it’s about mental health. The sheer audacity is almost inspiring.