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Tina Peters Arrested AGAIN, This Time for Allegedly Swapping Out Voting Machines with Furby-Filled Ballot Boxes

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Tina Peters Arrested AGAIN, This Time for Allegedly Swapping Out Voting Machines with Furby-Filled Ballot Boxes

So, the Queen of the QAnon conspiracies, Tina Peters, is back in the headlines and it’s somehow even dumber than last time. AITA for hoping this is the final season of her reality show? TL;DR: The former Mesa County clerk got slapped with fresh charges, claiming she replaced a Dominion voting machine’s internal storage with a Furby she painted silver and a stack of Post-it notes that just say “Biden’s ghost.” No, that’s not a joke—prosecutors are dead serious. Her defense? The Furby was “audited” by a guy she met at a Proud Boys picnic. Truly, American democracy is a clown car, and Tina’s in the driver’s seat.