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scott pelley thinks he can report from his basement, but my neighbor saw his car at the mall last Tuesday – media elite out of touch.

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scott pelley thinks he can report from his basement, but my neighbor saw his car at the mall last Tuesday – media elite out of touch.

Well, I guess common sense isn’t so common anymore, huh? So Scott Pelley is anchoring from his “secure home studio” for the big election coverage. Meanwhile, my neighbor just sent me a photo from the local strip mall last Tuesday – clear as day, he’s buying a smoothie. They think we don’t notice. They think we’re all too busy scrolling. But we have eyes. We have common sense. If you’re going to lie about where you are, at least tell your team to blur the license plate in the parking lot. Unbelievable. This is why nobody trusts the news anymore.