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Scott Pelley Defends Resting Bch Face After 60 Minutes Viewer Says He 'Looks Like He Smelled a Fart' for 30 Years Straight

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Scott Pelley Defends Resting B**ch Face After 60 Minutes Viewer Says He 'Looks Like He Smelled a Fart' for 30 Years Straight

AITA for thinking Scott Pelley's permanent 'I just stepped in gum' expression is the real reason he's been on TV forever? Dude's face has more drama than a season of 'Survivor'. TL;DR: Pelley claps back at a tweet calling him 'perpetually constipated' by saying his face is 'just journalistic integrity, bro'. Meanwhile, I'm over here thinking his eyebrows have more acting range than some Hollywood stars.