Scott Michael Campbell is trending, but not for a Hollywood comeback. The internet has discovered a bizarre, ancient Ancestry.com report purportedly linking the actor to a 1300s English nobleman who died by falling into a cauldron of soup. Genealogists are rage-clicking, and comedians are losing it. Did a fictional character from a medieval fever dream actually exist, or has Ancestry.com finally jumped the shark? The only thing historians agree on is that 'soup lord' is now a toxic career move.