scott michael campbell elected as 'Neighborhood Watch Captain,' immediately tickets neighbor for 'overly-friendly wave' from 200 yards away. AITA?
TL;DR: New HOA bootlicker goes full-Mayberry on us and issues a $150 fine for a "disturbing the peace" hand gesture. Don't worry, the Karen in 4B is already drafting a petition to rename the cul-de-sac after him.