scott michael campbell named CEO of 'AirPods for your Butt' startup, raises $50M in Series A funding
So this dude, scott michael campbell, just got handed the keys to a company that sells "anal earbuds." I guess the Series A was literally an A-hole? They claim it vibrates with your "inner rhythm" and notifies you when your gut microbiome has a "thought." AITA for hoping this IPO crashes harder than my digestive system after Taco Bell? TL;DR — We've officially run out of ideas.