Scooter Braun Accidentally Locks Keys in Car While Trying to Help a Lost Dog—of Course He Did.
So I’m reading the news this morning and apparently Scooter Braun was spotted in Nashville trying to rescue a stray dog that ran into traffic. Sounds nice, right? Well, in true “celebrity common sense” fashion, he left his running car door open to chase the mutt, and the dog jumped in, locked the doors, and sat on the horn for 20 minutes. Firefighters had to pop the lock. Meanwhile, the dog got adopted by a local family. So the guy who “bought” Taylor Swift’s masters can’t even outsmart a Labrador. Maybe focus less on music industry drama and more on basic survival skills, buddy. Common sense, people.