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Scooter braun is literally fighting for his life in a Starbucks rn, get this tea 🫖

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Scooter braun is literally fighting for his life in a Starbucks rn, get this tea 🫖

A barista allegedly refused to serve him bc of the Taylor Swift drama, and he had to explain his whole life story to get a matcha latte. The girlies are shaking, the braggies are crying, cap? No, this is real. He tried to order but she hit him with a "that's gonna be a no for me, bestie."

He left with nothing but L's and a bruised ego. The internet is eating this up like a whole meal, and I'm not even mad. Stream "All Too Well" to celebrate.