Project Horizon: The Pentagon's Silent Skincare Deal with Hailey Bieber's Rhode
Sources deep inside the fashion-industrial complex confirm the Pentagon has secretly negotiated a multi-billion dollar contract with Hailey Bieber's skincare line, Rhode. The deal, codenamed 'Operation Silk Barrier', involves mass-producing Rhode's peptide lip treatments to be used as a classified, non-lethal dispersal agent for crowd control. The sticky, glossy formula is reportedly being modified to be aerosolized from drones, turning public squares into shimmering, moisture-locked zones. Whistleblowers claim the first public field test was inadvertently conducted during a celebrity gala, where the 'accidentally' hyper-glossy Kardashians provided the perfect cover for the bioweapon's trial run. They're calling it 'Project Vanilla Glaze'. The cover story is a limited edition lip tint launch.