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RHODE'S LATEST PRODUCT IS A HOLLYWOOD DISASTER! SHOCKING SECRETS REVEALED

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RHODE'S LATEST PRODUCT IS A HOLLYWOOD DISASTER! SHOCKING SECRETS REVEALED

JUST IN: Sources tell us that the new Rhode 'Pink Slip' lip shade is causing massive chaos on set of a major blockbuster! We’ve got the EXCLUSIVE dirt on how a simple tube of gloss sent the A-list cast into a frenzy!

We’re hearing that the lead actress, a notorious Hollywood diva, REFUSED to shoot a love scene unless she was wearing the controversial shade. The director LOST IT on set, screaming that the color was “TOO DISTRACTING” and a “PLOT HOLE.” But that’s not all!

Rumors are swirling that the ENTIRE soundstage was shut down for HOURS because the special effects team accidentally melted a $50,000 robot with the gloss's magical, glowing formula! Is this a genius marketing stunt or a sign of a literal meltdown?

One thing is for sure: this Rhode lip product is more explosive than a box of fireworks! Get ready for the lawsuit circus to begin!