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Meet the Girlies Who Are Plotting to Steal Hailey Bieber’s Rhode Lip Gloss—And the Internet is Calling It a Coup

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Meet the Girlies Who Are Plotting to Steal Hailey Bieber’s Rhode Lip Gloss—And the Internet is Calling It a Coup

In a plot twist no one saw coming, the internet has decided that the ultimate act of rebellion isn’t overthrowing a government—it’s swiping a Rhode lip gloss from Hailey Bieber’s own purse. A new viral trend sees cheeky fans joking about ‘committing a federal crime’ to get their hands on a shade that’s perpetually sold out. The irony? The same girlies who worship the brand are now meme-ing themselves as master thieves, turning consumer desperation into a satirical heist. As one tweet put it: “Rhode is the new luxury purse—except we’re not stealing for the status, we’re stealing for the glow.” The punchline? Brittany Broski is reportedly leading the charge.