Local Man Buys Haunted House for Dirt Cheap, Discovers Ghosts Have Worse Credit Than He Does, Real Estate Nightmare Ensues
AITA for thinking my new haunted fixer-upper would be a chill investment? Bought a “unique” property in the suburbs for pennies on the dollar—turns out the ghostly previous owners are still squatting and refuse to pay their share of the HOA fees because they’re “deceased.” Now I’m stuck with a poltergeist who keeps rearranging my IKEA furniture and complaining about the “vibrations” from my WiFi router. The real estate agent, who totally ghosted me (pun intended), claimed it was “spiritually active,” not “financially delinquent.” TL;DR: I’ve got a paranormal roommate with no income, no references, and a strong opinion on my taste in throw pillows. Moving out is cheaper than exorcising this hot mess. Thanks, free market. 👻💸