Man accidentally buys haunted house for $500k, turns out ghosts were just squatters demanding rent — AITA for evicting them?
TL;DR Real estate market so bad even ghosts can’t afford a down payment. My new ‘fixer-upper’ came with free tenants who only communicate via flickering lights and moaning about HOA fees. Now they’re threatening to haunt my mortgage if I don’t lower their ‘spiritual lease.’ Honestly, vibes are off, property value is down, and I’m starting to think the listing agent had a Ouija board instead of a real estate license. Who’s the real villain here? 👻🏠