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Local Man Buys ‘Fixer-Upper’ for $1.3M, Shocked to Discover the ‘Fixer’ is His Entire Personality and the ‘Upper’ is His Blood Pressure. AITA for laughing? TL;DR: Bought into the "real estate" dream, got a crack house with a $400 HOA fee.

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Local Man Buys ‘Fixer-Upper’ for $1.3M, Shocked to Discover the ‘Fixer’ is His Entire Personality and the ‘Upper’ is His Blood Pressure. AITA for laughing? TL;DR: Bought into the "real estate" dream, got a crack house with a $400 HOA fee.