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Local man files complaint after city’s Pride Month 2026 parade route forces him to take 3-minute detour to avoid glitter cleanup. My taxes hard at work! Where’s the common sense?
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Local man files complaint after city’s Pride Month 2026 parade route forces him to take 3-minute detour to avoid glitter cleanup. My taxes hard at work! Where’s the common sense?