Local man's 'straight pride' float for pride month 2026 gets denied permit; crowd booing him at city council meeting, then his Etsy store gets review-bombed. AITA for laughing? TL;DR: He built a float that was just a giant picture of a mayonnaise sandwich, called it 'The Default Setting,' and now he's crying on Fox News about cancel culture. The cherry on top? His shirt said 'I'm with the baker.'