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Pride month gonna be lit, companies boutta go full rainbow capitalism rn πŸ”₯

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Pride month gonna be lit, companies boutta go full rainbow capitalism rn πŸ”₯

Ok so like, pride month is literally here and the algorithm is COOKED fr fr. Starbucks dropping that new slushie that's basically just food coloring and vibes, and Target already did the thing where they put rainbows on everything but then forgot to support the community when it got messy. No cap, it's giving performative but we still eat it up because the merch is kinda cute. Anyway, stay safe out there, skibidi rizz your way to the parade, and don't let the haters ruin the gyattβ€”pride month is for the boys, the girls, and the theys, and we're all just tryna vibe. #PrideMonth2025 #RainbowCapitalism #NoCap