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PHEEBE BRIDGERS CAUGHT IN UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH BANDMATES AFTER 'APOCALYPSE' FEAR!

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PHEEBE BRIDGERS CAUGHT IN UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH BANDMATES AFTER 'APOCALYPSE' FEAR!

JUST IN – Sources confirm the indie rock queen was SPOTTED emerging from a secret bunker in the hills of Los Angeles late last night, looking PANICKED and clutching a crumpled map! WAS IT A REHEARSAL GONE WRONG OR A TERRIFYING PREMONITION? Word on the street is PHOEBE BRIDGERS and her bandmates were HOLED UP for SIXTY-TWO HOURS following a mysterious 'warning' scrawled on a dressing room wall! Is this a new album stunt or a REAL-LIFE THREAT? The plot thickens as eyewitnesses report she was seen BURNING sheets of paper before fleeing into the night! Get the FULL scoop before it’s DUST!