Oh, for crying out loud. So now Pattie Gonia, the drag queen hiking influencer, is telling us all to 'touch grass' literally and figuratively, but only on her terms? Saw her latest post about 'decolonizing nature' or whatever. Common sense says you don't need a drag queen in heels to tell you how to walk in the woods. What's next, a seminar on how to properly skip a rock? This isn't viral; it's just exhausting. Patty, just let us hike in peace without making it a lecture, thanks.