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Man Discovers He Has Pancreatic Cancer After Googling 'Why Does My Poop Smell Like Death Itself'

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Man Discovers He Has Pancreatic Cancer After Googling 'Why Does My Poop Smell Like Death Itself'

AITA for laughing when my doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer after I spent six months convincing WebMD I was just lactose intolerant? TL;DR—turns out, ignoring the 'unexplained weight loss' and 'jaundice' warning signs because I thought it was just a bad brunch phase is NOT the move. Now I'm viral on TikTok for my 'Pancreas Protector' merch line that I launched from my hospital bed. Seriously though, check your pancreas, or at least make sure your farts don't smell like a crime scene.