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Local man ditches his truck for the newest electric cars, now spends his weekends begging neighbours for an extension cord so he can make it to the store and back.

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Local man ditches his truck for the newest electric cars, now spends his weekends begging neighbours for an extension cord so he can make it to the store and back.

I swear, 'common sense' used to mean buying a vehicle that actually works when the temperature drops below freezing. Now everyone's falling over themselves for these newest electric cars like they're a status symbol. Had one blocking my driveway yesterday—driver was just sitting there, scrolling on his phone, waiting for it to charge. I told him to push it out of the way, and he looked at me like I was the unreasonable one. Common sense says you don't trade reliability for a dashboard screen.